{"id":953,"date":"2010-12-14T17:24:19","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T16:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/?p=953"},"modified":"2010-12-14T17:38:05","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T16:38:05","slug":"seasonal-craziness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/12\/14\/seasonal-craziness\/","title":{"rendered":"Seasonal Craziness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have issues!! Seriously Christmas brings out the crazy in me in the form of OCD and boy have I got it bad!!<\/p>\n<p>For years the Christmas season starts for me in a flurry of decorating, the tree, the windows, the fire place&#8230;.\u00c2\u00a0 but do I share a tender moment with my devoted son while we choose whether to have the angel or the star atop of the tree this year?<\/p>\n<p>NO BECAUSE HE&#8217;D DO IT ALL WRONG!!<\/p>\n<p>I have to decorate in certain way, in a certain order, lights, then ribbon (NOT TINSEL) the fir cones, then the baubles. If anything, in my mind, is out of place it drives me insane, It has  in previous years taken me a a whole day just to put up a tree, but even better THEN and only then can the star or angel be put on top\u00c2\u00a0 &#8211; and this has to be chosen last of all and sometimes not until the day AFTER putting the tree and the rest of the decorations up because once chosen it has to stay there &#8211; no swapping and changing AT ALL so this is an important choice!<\/p>\n<p>The colours have to be evenly spread and JUST SO and the fireplace swag has to match the tree and be decorated in the same order at the same\u00c2\u00a0 no compromise &#8211; as an example of how bad this is when we unpacked and erected the tree this year I couldn&#8217;t decorate it!! We&#8217;d managed to leave the swag in the loft and I just couldn&#8217;t put anything on the tree until this was down too!!\u00c2\u00a0 Luckily for me James is very understanding of the crazy and went back up to hunt for it as I could feel myself become quite silly about it!!<\/p>\n<p>Last year was the first year I introduced colour to my tree in the form of bronze and red to go with the well established gold and ivory theme I&#8217;ve had going for years in an attempt for make myself loosen up a bit &#8211; I&#8217;m insane!<\/p>\n<p>All this causes much mirth and derision particularly from my not so understanding sister and much exasperation and frustration from myself.<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BUT IF You think that&#8217;s bad I used to be worse, much worse, for instance (and\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve worked hard at getting over this one because it was ridiculous as I would hunt for days to get this right), the gifts used to have to colour coordinated &#8211; the adult presents would be gold or ivory paper with red ribbon and the children&#8217;s red with gold or ivory ribbon and wrapped just so&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Notable insane moments:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The year I unwrapped ALL the presents and started again because they didn&#8217;t look right (unwrapping one or two to start again isn&#8217;t a rare occurrence in my house BUT all of them is a stretch by even by standards)<\/li>\n<li>Taking down the tree and starting from scratch TWICE!<\/li>\n<li>Letting TBK and James hang baubles only to go ahead and move them when I thought they wouldn&#8217;t notice because they were in the &#8220;wrong&#8221; place.<\/li>\n<li>Point blank refusing to let James bring any of his decorations with him when he moved in with us as they wouldn&#8217;t match mine, and then buying him decorations that matched my colour scheme and still refusing to let him hang them on the tree because they&#8217;re just not right!<\/li>\n<li>Finally succumbing to my OCD and buying TBK a tree &amp; decorations for in his room as I didn&#8217;t want him to miss out on decorating his own tree and he can have as much tinsel as he likes!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So with all this in mind imagine how I&#8217;m coping this year with two very mischievous cats who are spending their first Christmas with us!!<\/p>\n<p>I took the decision early on not to put out my nativity scene and I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t because they keep knocking things over and pulling things down. They keep climbing my tree and flattening the branches and knocking off baubles\u00c2\u00a0 and chewing my ribbon, and yesterday they discovered if they pull hard enough they can pull my fireplace swag clean off the surround thus clearing any obstacles for them to sit on there &#8211; somewhere THEY NEVER CHOOSE TO SIT AT ANY OTHER TIME OF THE YEAR.<\/p>\n<p>This year it&#8217;s going to be kill or cure for my OCD as I&#8217;m either going to have to deal with it &#8211; or go not so quietly insane battling with those damn cats &#8211; I&#8217;m hoping for the first option but as I left for work nearly in tears this morning as I again found my beautiful fire place destroyed I think odds are I&#8217;m currently leaning towards the latter!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"955\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/12\/14\/seasonal-craziness\/2010-12-10_08-08-43-jpg-scaled-1000\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?fit=710%2C385&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"710,385\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.64&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-I9000&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1291968522&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.79&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.11347517730496&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Cat in a Christmas Tree\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?fit=300%2C162&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?fit=604%2C328&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-955\" title=\"Cat in a Christmas Tree\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?resize=501%2C271&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?w=710&amp;ssl=1 710w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/2010-12-10_08.08.43.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg?resize=300%2C162&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have issues!! Seriously Christmas brings out the crazy in me in the form of OCD and boy have I got it bad!! For years the Christmas season starts for me in a flurry of decorating, the tree, the windows, the fire place&#8230;.\u00c2\u00a0 but do I share a tender moment with my devoted son while &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/12\/14\/seasonal-craziness\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Seasonal Craziness<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[109,63,64,95,102,1],"tags":[169,318,557,560,319],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts-about-me","category-family","category-friends","category-health","category-home","category-wbiagw","tag-christmas","tag-decorations","tag-family","tag-health","tag-ocd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-fn","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":194,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/tis-the-season-to-become-obsessive-compulsive\/","url_meta":{"origin":953,"position":0},"title":"&#8216;Tis the season to become obsessive compulsive.","date":"December 4, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Christmas is once again upon us and amid the annual rush to the shops and the seasonal sense of having to enjoy yourself, a madness creeps upon me that I am desperately seeking a cure. 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