{"id":86,"date":"2005-12-08T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/08\/sniff\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T11:20:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T10:20:37","slug":"sniff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/08\/sniff\/","title":{"rendered":"*SNIFF*"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m ill…and no I didn’t eat all my chocolate and make myself sick! I have a cold that is rapidly becoming *sniff* MAN-FLU!!<\/p>\n

I got thrown out of work today, (well sent home early) as apparently I was “good for nothing sitting in the corner shivering”…I have dosed myself up on Nurofen AND Lemsip AND Soothers (Raspberry & Peach and Strawberry James, no Blackcurrant) and no matter what I do I cant shake it!!<\/p>\n

I cant keep warm my sinuses are all stuffy and my head is too heavy to be of any use. My muscles ache and I’ve started to develop a cough!! I feel seriously sorry for myself and to make it worse I know have some one asking ME for relationship advice.<\/p>\n

HA!! what a fucking joke…25, single parent, and they want advice off me!!<\/p>\n

The longest relationship I was in lastest 5 years with my sons father and that was because I was too stupid to get out of it any sooner. Since then I’ve only had one other serious relationship and what a disaster that turned out to be, off more than it was on, and it turned out not worth all the effort in the end. As, shock of all shocks, he turned into an arsehole too…<\/p>\n

I’m sure its me, I have a pheromone that men have an allergic reaction to which makes them display all ther worst qualities to me.<\/p>\n

So ask someone else for advice. I’m in no mood to give it to make your life easier while I’m having a I hate all men, I feel sorry for myself moment!<\/p>\n

Right I’m off to have an early night as I have a hyperactive, over excitable child to deal with tomorrow and it just so happens to be his birthday so multiply the excitability by infinity…that and I have to be in work at 10, they may have sent me home today but they WILL expect me there in the morning!<\/p>\n

I NEED to get better for the weekend, visiting santa with a cold is something that I could do without and I’m NOT missing out on ice-skating!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m ill…and no I didn’t eat all my chocolate and make myself sick! I have a cold that is rapidly becoming *sniff* MAN-FLU!! I got thrown out of work today, (well sent home early) as apparently I was “good for nothing sitting in the corner shivering”…I have dosed myself up on Nurofen AND Lemsip AND … Continue reading *SNIFF*<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6WGy-sniff","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1191,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/01\/04\/starting-the-year-with-a-sniff\/","url_meta":{"origin":86,"position":0},"title":"Starting the year with a sniff","date":"January 4, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"On my way to work this morning I caught my reflection in a shop window , I looked awful, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m exhausted, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s four days into the new year and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m only on my second day back at work and \u00c2\u00a0I look like I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been dragged through an hedge backwards. 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