{"id":67,"date":"2005-11-16T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/street-canvassers\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T11:21:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T10:21:45","slug":"street-canvassers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/street-canvassers\/","title":{"rendered":"Street canvassers&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..are a bloody pain in the arse!!!<\/p>\n<p>3 times in half an hour I got stopped my the same chap today&#8230;&#8221;Had any accidents recently love!&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>DO I LOOK LIKE I&#8217;VE BEEN IN A BLOODY ACCIDENT!!! Am I limping\/on cutches\/wearing bandages?? Do I look battered\/bruised\/in pain?. The answer to all of the above is NO NO NO, I&#8217;m fine thank you! If I had have been in an accident would I really be bothering going into town on a bloody FREEZING Wednesday afternoon? and do they really think if had have had an accident I&#8217;d want one of their blood sucking companies to represent me??<\/p>\n<p>I appriciate that they are only their to do their job, But it was cold I was very busy and 3 times was a bit excessive and I&#8217;d already tried the polite &#8220;No, Thank you&#8221; So, I did shut him up the last time he approached me. He&#8217;d changed his approach slightly and instead of accident I got asked&#8230;&#8221;Have you been injured lately beautiful?&#8221;&#8230;My response???<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;NO, BUT YOU WILL BE IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONCE MORE!! AND DONT CALL ME BEAUTIFUL!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He left me alone after that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..are a bloody pain in the arse!!! 3 times in half an hour I got stopped my the same chap today&#8230;&#8221;Had any accidents recently love!&#8221;&#8230; DO I LOOK LIKE I&#8217;VE BEEN IN A BLOODY ACCIDENT!!! Am I limping\/on cutches\/wearing bandages?? Do I look battered\/bruised\/in pain?. The answer to all of the above is NO NO &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/16\/street-canvassers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Street canvassers&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-15","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":49,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/silly-silly-shoes\/","url_meta":{"origin":67,"position":0},"title":"Silly SILLY shoes&#8230;","date":"October 24, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Anyone who knows me well will be aware that I virtually live in my converse trainers, They are so comfortable and they go with ANYTHING, The only place I cant really get away with wearing them is in work where I have a lovley pair of FLAT black shoes with\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;WBIAGW&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":126,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/08\/told-you-so\/","url_meta":{"origin":67,"position":1},"title":"Told you so!!!","date":"May 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Ok so what did I say?? 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