{"id":60,"date":"2005-11-06T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-06T15:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/footballers-are-just-big-girls\/"},"modified":"2005-11-06T16:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-06T15:01:00","slug":"footballers-are-just-big-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/footballers-are-just-big-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Footballers are just BIG GIRLS!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So this morning came, and as I’d pre-planned (yes me planning in advance what has the world come to) to take my son to see my sisters boyfriend play football today I’d set my alarm for half seven to make sureI was up in time…apparently that wasn’t good enough TWENTY PAST SEVEN my sister was knocking my door….not phoning to check I was up BUT knocking my front door demanding that we (meaning me and a 5 year old}) be up and ready to go out by half past!!!<\/p>\n

So mad rush of up, bathroom, wash, dressed, out and into the car to get over to Streetly so Mr Dauncy could get ready for his match!<\/p>\n

Finally made it to the pitch in Solihull via the Mcdonalds on the Chester Road, to have the opposing team call the game off because of the rain!!<\/p>\n

BECAUSE OF THE RAIN??? Now I’m sorry but since when does a bit of water stop a group of grown men running around a field to kick a bit of leather!!! Scared it was going to ruin your hair were you boys??? YOU PANSIES!!!<\/p>\n

We decided to drive back to Wolverhampton to watch my other frinds team…and guess what…They’d called off their match because of the rain too…YOU BUNCH OF GIRLS!!!<\/p>\n

So I was back in the house for 11:10 with a whinging 5 year old because I’d dragged him out of bed early for no reason and nothing to do untill I went to work at 4, yes I know working 4 till 8 on a Sunday, what is the world coming to, It wasn’t to bad though as we all went in and got drunk while we were working!!<\/p>\n

So now I’m nearly home and its definitly time for bed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So this morning came, and as I’d pre-planned (yes me planning in advance what has the world come to) to take my son to see my sisters boyfriend play football today I’d set my alarm for half seven to make sureI was up in time…apparently that wasn’t good enough TWENTY PAST SEVEN my sister was … Continue reading Footballers are just BIG GIRLS!!!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-Y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":169,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2007\/07\/23\/not-me-again\/","url_meta":{"origin":60,"position":0},"title":"Not me again!!!","date":"July 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Why if a shop is going to be robbed I'll be the one walking past as the robbers make their escape brandishing shotguns and nearly running me over with their get away car(true).Why if someone is going to have a heart attack and die in a shop they are standing\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "WBIAGW"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":59,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/05\/paddy-and-the-blitz\/","url_meta":{"origin":60,"position":1},"title":"Paddy and the Blitz","date":"November 5, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Remember, Remember the 5th on NovemberGunpowder, Treason and RABBITS???Yes Rabbits!!!A few weeks ago I got very drunk and by the time I'd sobered up and recovered from the hangover I discovered I'd adopted a rabbit, I was a little taken back by this but took it in my usual stride,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "WBIAGW"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":171,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/i-know-what-we-did-this-summer\/","url_meta":{"origin":60,"position":2},"title":"I know what we did this summer….","date":"September 4, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"For six weeks every summer there is a little know species that takes over the streets of the U.K. they roam in packs hunting food, friends and fun like wolves in the wild. 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