{"id":59,"date":"2005-11-05T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/05\/paddy-and-the-blitz\/"},"modified":"2005-11-05T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T19:52:00","slug":"paddy-and-the-blitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/05\/paddy-and-the-blitz\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddy and the Blitz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, Remember the 5th on November<br \/>Gunpowder, Treason and RABBITS???<\/p>\n<p>Yes Rabbits!!!<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago I got very drunk and by the time I&#8217;d sobered up and recovered from the hangover I discovered I&#8217;d adopted a rabbit, I was a little taken back by this but took it in my usual stride, which basically meant shrugging my shoulders, laughing at myself  and accepting it.<\/p>\n<p>THEN my moms dog, Sam, had to be put down and that was a whole story in itself . So I decided maybe it wasn&#8217;t best that I kept any pets, I wasn&#8217;t sure how I&#8217;d cope if I came down the stairs and found it dead one morning.<\/p>\n<p>Now this is where it gets a bit confusing&#8230;I actually forgot to let the person who&#8217;s rabbit I&#8217;d adopted know that I&#8217;d had second thoughts, In fact I&#8217;d completely forgot about the rabbit coming at all, So at approximatley five thirty this evening I had a knock on my door and there standing on my door step was a huge rabbit hutch with a pair of legs&#8230;.well actually it was my friend Sharon carrying the huge rabbit hutch, but she&#8217;s that tiny the hutch was bigger than she was!!<\/p>\n<p>Now I could hardly turn her away could, so may I please take a few seconds to welcome &#8220;Paddy&#8221; (as in Max and &#8220;Paddy&#8221;) to my little family&#8230;hopefully we&#8217;ll be together many years, or at least as many that my son has lost interest and I dont have to go through the whole &#8220;sam&#8221; debarcle again!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, Remember the 5th on NovemberGunpowder, Treason and RABBITS??? Yes Rabbits!!! A few weeks ago I got very drunk and by the time I&#8217;d sobered up and recovered from the hangover I discovered I&#8217;d adopted a rabbit, I was a little taken back by this but took it in my usual stride, which basically meant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/05\/paddy-and-the-blitz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Paddy and the Blitz<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-X","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":36,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/25\/abusive-siblings-lying-men-and-rabbits\/","url_meta":{"origin":59,"position":0},"title":"Abusive siblings, lying men and rabbits!!!","date":"September 25, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Oh what a weekend, went out with my sisiter Friday night (see previous post) let me just say thank you to her now....I really didn't need reminding ALL NIGHT that I'm a 25 year old single parent who cant hold down a relationship, who's last relationship was a pile of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;WBIAGW&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":109,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2006\/02\/01\/i-should\/","url_meta":{"origin":59,"position":1},"title":"I should&#8230;","date":"February 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"..be on the way to football now, but I'm not. 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