{"id":54,"date":"2005-11-02T04:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/02\/five-year-olds\/"},"modified":"2005-11-02T04:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T03:37:00","slug":"five-year-olds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/02\/five-year-olds\/","title":{"rendered":"Five year olds…"},"content":{"rendered":"

For two evenings straight I have had the company of different groups of five years olds.
Monday night out on a “Trick or Treating” party, and tonight because their parents were attending a funeral I was at, and as I wanted to come home early with my son they asked if i’d mind watching thier kids too, so I bought them all home with me.
So now please anyone I’m on my knees begging…<\/p>\n

….I NEED ADULT CONVERSATION!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For two evenings straight I have had the company of different groups of five years olds.Monday night out on a “Trick or Treating” party, and tonight because their parents were attending a funeral I was at, and as I wanted to come home early with my son they asked if i’d mind watching thier kids … Continue reading Five year olds…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-S","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":132,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2006\/06\/30\/this-week-has-been\/","url_meta":{"origin":54,"position":0},"title":"This week has been….","date":"June 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"....bloody marvelous!!!Have spent the few days in the company of good friends and family, with good food and fine wine. 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