{"id":50,"date":"2005-10-27T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T11:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/27\/who-is-the-world-worst-mother\/"},"modified":"2005-10-27T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T11:53:00","slug":"who-is-the-world-worst-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/27\/who-is-the-world-worst-mother\/","title":{"rendered":"Who is the world WORST mother??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Erm..yep that&#8217;ll be me!!<\/p>\n<p>Last night between 6 and 7 was football training, Just like it is every Wednesday, BUT for some stupid reason last night I&#8217;d convinced myself that it was between 7 and 8. Guess who turned up just at the end of the match? Guess who is now not very popular with thier son ?<br \/>No amount of bribery will cheer him up! He is still sulking and I quote him as saying &#8220;Next time I tell you we&#8217;re late you&#8217;ll listen to me wont you!!.&#8221;<br \/>Cheeky little&#8230;..ummm well.<\/p>\n<p>Also my younger sister, Emma, took her driving test today. She passed first time, I&#8217;m now unsure as to whether I&#8217;ll ever get round to learning to drive, If I dont pass first time also she&#8217;ll never let me live it down, although I really, really, really want to be able drive, (Despite the absolute terror I feel whenever I&#8217;ve ventured behind the wheel before and the panicky feeling I get just thinking about it). The older I get the wider my circle of friends gets and the more travelling I seem to have to do So to be able to drive would save me a lot of time on buses\/trains\/taxis, although I probablly wouldn&#8217;t get as much reading done!<\/p>\n<p>Todays Thursday, tomorrows Friday and the weekend begins, as per usual I have no plans. Its my brothers birthday tomorrow but I know I wont see him, I might just hole myself up in the house with a bottle of wine and finally get round to watching season 4 of 24, or I could invite people round for a film night, or&#8230;oh I dont know, the possibilites are endless.<br \/>As I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve said before&#8230;It&#8217;s better having nothing to do when you have someone to do it with!<\/p>\n<p>P.S If anybody reading this was watching crap daytime television today and happened to switch onto &#8220;Brainteaser&#8221; dinnertime&#8230;.That was my Grandad playing!<br \/>Didn&#8217;t he do well&#8230;.semi finals&#8230;.if anyone taped it can I have a copy only I forgot it was on and didn&#8217;t watch it oopppss!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erm..yep that&#8217;ll be me!! Last night between 6 and 7 was football training, Just like it is every Wednesday, BUT for some stupid reason last night I&#8217;d convinced myself that it was between 7 and 8. Guess who turned up just at the end of the match? Guess who is now not very popular with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/27\/who-is-the-world-worst-mother\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who is the world WORST mother??<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-O","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":60,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/footballers-are-just-big-girls\/","url_meta":{"origin":50,"position":0},"title":"Footballers are just BIG GIRLS!!!","date":"November 6, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"So this morning came, and as I'd pre-planned (yes me planning in advance what has the world come to) to take my son to see my sisters boyfriend play football today I'd set my alarm for half seven to make sureI was up in time...apparently that wasn't good enough TWENTY\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;WBIAGW&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":108,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/31\/ok-so-im-back\/","url_meta":{"origin":50,"position":1},"title":"Ok so I&#8217;m back&#8230;.","date":"January 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"...What are your other 2 wishes??I have done far far too much in the last week to write out all of it fully, so in brief, I have slept little, drank lots, played football, rushed around, worked some, antagonised people at work, visited the bestest damn people in the world\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;WBIAGW&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":151,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2007\/04\/11\/you-better-believe-im-pissed\/","url_meta":{"origin":50,"position":2},"title":"You better believe I&#8217;m pissed!!!","date":"April 11, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Children who grow up without their biological father are more likely to be unemployed, commit crime and leave education early, according to research by think tank Civitas. 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