{"id":46,"date":"2005-10-13T13:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/13\/radio-active-spiders\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T11:22:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T10:22:45","slug":"radio-active-spiders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/13\/radio-active-spiders\/","title":{"rendered":"Radio-active SPIDERS!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2 weeks ago I caught a HUGE GREEN spider under a glass in my bedroom, me being the typical wuss I am, I then couldn&#8217;t move it, so it sat there for a week untill I presumed it had starved to death and wasn&#8217;t going to jump at me if I tried to get rid of the buggar!!<\/p>\n<p>WELL! I moved the glass&#8230;slowly and IT JUMPED&#8230;.IT JUMPED AND HIT THE TOP OF THE GLASS PULLED OUT A MOBILE AND CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS!!! because just at that moment a HUGE BLACK SPIDER ran from the corner and attacked me&#8230;.well it ran up the wall anyway&#8230;.so then I had TWO spiders trapped under glasses on my dressing table and me having 0% courage to tackle them!!<\/p>\n<p>So I left them there another week and finally the first one starved to death or I presume it did as when I finally got round to trying to get rid of it again it didn&#8217;t move&#8230;but when I looked in on the other one it had spun a web all in the glass and I was like EGGHHHWEEEE!!! So I slid a piece of card under the glass&#8230;(Iwas trying to be brave)&#8230;and took it outside and threw the whole lot &#8230;glass and all into my next door neighbours bin&#8230;well I didn&#8217;t want it climbing out and coming back into my house did I!!!<\/p>\n<p>So am I pathetic or what&#8230;I&#8217;m such a girl at times!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 weeks ago I caught a HUGE GREEN spider under a glass in my bedroom, me being the typical wuss I am, I then couldn&#8217;t move it, so it sat there for a week untill I presumed it had starved to death and wasn&#8217;t going to jump at me if I tried to get rid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/10\/13\/radio-active-spiders\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Radio-active SPIDERS!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-K","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/08\/still-not-smoking\/","url_meta":{"origin":46,"position":0},"title":"Still not smoking&#8230;","date":"September 8, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"My names Steph and I'm an addict its been 3 days since my cigarette....I'm getting there I nearly caved in last night, my insomnia came back again so I was at a loss at what to do, as my usual remedy is to make myself a peach tea, sit, smoke\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;WBIAGW&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":210,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/04\/28\/good-news\/","url_meta":{"origin":46,"position":1},"title":"Good News","date":"April 28, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I... ...am... ...excited! 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