{"id":24,"date":"2005-09-01T13:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T12:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/01\/it-could-only-happen-to-me\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T11:23:16","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T10:23:16","slug":"it-could-only-happen-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/01\/it-could-only-happen-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It could only happen to ME!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the things that people have said &#8220;It could only have hapened to you Steph&#8221; I&#8217;ve finally excelled myself and done the dumbest thing EVER!!<\/p>\n<p>Went out with some friends last night on a rather impromptu night out as we ended up in the Imperial in Wolves (\u00c2\u00a310.95 eat as much as you like Chinese buffet MMMMmmmmm) so i decide i want prawns&#8230;you know the sort on a stick that you have to prise off a skewer and then make a right mess peeling before you can eat, and as i was trying to get them off the skewer i sabbed myself with the prawn!!<\/p>\n<p>GRRRrrr so now i have really sore thumb where a piece of prawn shell has embedded itself into it and its gone all nasty AND I CANT GET IT OUT&#8230;<br \/>OUCH!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the things that people have said &#8220;It could only have hapened to you Steph&#8221; I&#8217;ve finally excelled myself and done the dumbest thing EVER!! Went out with some friends last night on a rather impromptu night out as we ended up in the Imperial in Wolves (\u00c2\u00a310.95 eat as much as you like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/01\/it-could-only-happen-to-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It could only happen to ME!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-o","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1160,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/09\/29\/dear-mr-sainsbury\/","url_meta":{"origin":24,"position":0},"title":"Dear Mr Sainsbury","date":"September 29, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Today when I sat down at my desk for lunch I was really looking forward to your King Prawn Tom Yum soup. 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