{"id":195,"date":"2008-02-08T18:46:36","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T17:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/02\/08\/well-2\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T11:15:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T10:15:14","slug":"well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/02\/08\/well-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Well&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night sitting in a Chinese restaurant celebrating the Chinese new year, I look up and smile at the blond kid who is just about to take a mouthful of cake:<\/p>\n<p>TheBlondeKid: What are you smiling at?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Just you.<\/p>\n<p>TBK: I know what that smile means..<\/p>\n<p>Me: What?<\/p>\n<p>TBK: That I&#8217;m going to eat this and it tastes nasty and your going to laugh at me.<\/p>\n<p>Me: No I was just smiling at you.<\/p>\n<p>TBK: So YOU eat it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: I&#8217;ve just had one, I was really just smiling at you. Eat it.<\/p>\n<p>TBK: No you eat it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: (through a mouthful of the blonde ones cake) I told you there was nothing wrong with it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(pauses to swallow)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;You don&#8217;t trust me do you?<\/p>\n<p>TBK: Do you think I&#8217;m crazy??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night sitting in a Chinese restaurant celebrating the Chinese new year, I look up and smile at the blond kid who is just about to take a mouthful of cake: TheBlondeKid: What are you smiling at? Me: Just you. TBK: I know what that smile means.. Me: What? TBK: That I&#8217;m going to eat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/02\/08\/well-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well&#8230;.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wbiagw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6WGy-39","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":211,"url":"https:\/\/www.weirdbutinagoodway.co.uk\/blog\/2008\/05\/02\/what-goes-around\/","url_meta":{"origin":195,"position":0},"title":"What goes around&#8230;","date":"May 2, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This week has been BUSY, everything is changing and it seems to be happening at 100mph, I definitely feel like this evening is the first real opportunity I've had to relax. 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