My sister NEVER mails me anything of any substance or of any real interest, Its usually the pass this on to 10 people or you’ll drop down dead/lose all your belongings/suffer a great deal in the next 24 hours if you dont., Which get dealt with a swift click on the DELETE button however I usually always have a glance through JUST in case by some miracle she emails for something important and I miss it.

Today I’m glad I did take the time to have a look, because after scanning through all the rubbish I spotted this paragraph at the bottom of her latest lot of junk…

“As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too; so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back.”

…and never a truer word was spoken!!

Spent all yesterday afternoon in the pub with my mate Phil (who I dont see enough of) Where I took up the role of agony aunt Steph disecting his relationship and the position he’s found himself in!! Now I dont condone drinking to forget but sometimes just sometimes its called for!!

7 pints of Stella a bottle wine, 1/4 bottle of vodka and then more wine later I was SMASHED (and thats the polite way of putting it!!) Then spent the evening in the company of Mr Eccles who laughed at me dancing around my living room and attempting to cook in my inebriated state.

Woke up today and most definitly got out of the wrong side of the bed!! Arose still feeling exhausted from the nights activities and made my way to work where “agony Aunt Steph” made another apperance to put the world to rights for my assistant manager this time!!

Why are people in a relationship never just happy with what they have and are always on the look out for the next best thing?? (I have a strange feeling of de ja vue typing this having just had this conversation over the phone!) I dont understand why there are 1872896723489 ways to mess up a relationship but only one way to get it right, and instead of working at whats going right they’d rather focus on whats going wrong/gone wrong/could go wrong!! So I then spent the rest of the day pondering this point and winding myself up in a right state about my own situation!

I seem to have spent the whole day in limbo of perpetuated terror and overwhelming joy at the thought of even giving a little of myself over to someone else again! I’m terrified of it all going to shit AGAIN but know that unless I try it wont make an ounce of difference to what I think because I’ll never know!!

Trying to get my head round that one was a nightmare I managed to avoid biting anyones head off (luckily) and stumbled through the day with my head firmly buried into my revision to avoid holding a “proper” conversation untill I got home!!

All is ok now as I think I know I’ve been over anaylising myself and everything plus ITS GOOD TO TALK!! 😉

The worlds longest running flu hasn’t killed me off (although thanks to James its still long running as its back again), Dislocating my finger and nearly bleeding to death when I cut my toe open (slight exageration) hasn’t killed me off either!! Drinking lots and sleeping very little over James birthday weekend hasn’t had too adverse an affect on my health neither I’ve just been minus t’internet access and far too busy to bother blogging!!

Too much time has now passed to blog everytjhing I’ve done so I’m just going to say its been, Interesting, Strange, Confusing, Nice and MUCH FUN!! As well as a little miserable and upsetting at times but hey THATS LIFE!!!

Its back…and its worse than ever before!!

Sounds like a tag line to a B movie but alas no I am making reference to this damn cold…which I think I can offically refer to as FLU! For AGES and I mean AGES I’ve been suffering different symptoms at different times, runny nose, cough, achey muscles etc. This weekend I started having hot flushes and feeling gradually worse I battled on, still going to work till today when I got out of bed and knew I wasn’t going anywhere, my head felt ready to explode and everytime I cough I felt like I may dispel a lung, So I called in sick and contacted the parents to have Jordan for a couple of hours so that I could go back to bed and feel generally sorry for myself!!

Mom came over early and took the rat back to hers and I went and covered myself in Vicks rub and dosed up on cough mixture that came with the warning….”May cause drowsiness….”, It should have come with the health warning….(to plagiarize a line from Denis Leary)… “Don’t make any fucking plans!!!!”.

It knocked me out admittedly I did take a little more than the prescibed dosage but now 6 hours later I am awake feeling not quite so bad as I did earlier but with the realisation that, that cough mixture may well have been industrial strength paint stripper as I have no sense of taste left! I am now praying that this is just another symptom of the worlds longest cold and not a side effect from taking TOO much medicine all in one go!!

Fingers crossed for me … I’m going back to bed!

I’ve done it again!! Its been a week since I last blogged and now I dont know where to start! I do realise the begining would be the logical place but I’m not sure WHERE the begining is?? I cant even remember most of what happened over the last week!!

I have nothing to say so I will just leave you with this question that I was pondering over the weekend…

Can people with one leg jump?? Because obviously when a two legged person jumps on one leg its called “hopping” so what do one legged people do??

….What a weekend of MAD MAD MADNESS and now eveyone has gone home.

Had the always so delightful James over and Al came and visited too. Watched LOTS of films and played games and wound Jordan up fully, Lounged around and chatted LOTS Much fun was had food was eaten and not a lot of sleeping took place

Today I took lil’ J to see Aladdin at the Grand Theatre with the Childrens Deaf Society, I can honestly say I have never been to see a funnier pantomime! My sides hurt I have laughed so much! It didn’t help I suppose that after watching Team America last night that one of the lead parts looked like a puppet and I collapsed into my seat in giggles as all Icould picture him saying was “aww durrka durrka!!”…Ialways forget how much I enjoy the theatre, I always say I’ll go more then forget as no one ever wants to go with me, and then I do get to go again and rememer all over again how good it is and regret not going more…

…note to self, MAKE AN EFFORT TO GO TO THE THEATRE MORE THIS YEAR!!

Oh well thats me done I need to get off here, tidy up and eat I’m starving!!

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER…..

eat Jalapeno peppers and then rub your eyes!!!

OOOOUUUUCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU SUBWAY!!!