I thought cats were supposed to have a superb sense of balance and always land on there feet. Well not this STUPID SOD!!

Judywudyawah has recently taken to sleeping on the back of an arm chair, which I wouldn’t mind if she didn’t insist on dribbling and molting EVERYWHERE she sleeps. And I’d mind even less if she didn’t look at me with total contempt every time she falls off as if it were MY fault. Yes I have the only cat that for the life of her CAN NOT stay balanced once sleeping. She’s even fallen off the window sill which is quite a bit wider and sturdier than the back of the chair! AND even better she STAYS asleep until she hits the floor awakening only on impact!

I was once told she has a “fucking stupid name” well I’ve just come to realize she’s a “stupid fucking cat”. But I love her!

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I had to come back and share, Literally not a minute after I’d first published this post there was this almighty CRASH behind me and I turned to find the dumb animal had done it again…but this time into a box of “STUFF” James had bought over from his parents. She was just peering over the edge looking at me as if to say “WTF just happened!!”.

You’d think by now the amount of times she’s fallen off there she’d find somewhere else to sleep!!