..I’m so tired,
Just finished my 7th day in work in a row, looking forward to a day off tomorrow!! Well a day not having to go into the shop anyway as I can hardly call it a day off now the kids have broken up for christmas and Jordan is home fron school!
Planning on going shopping tomorrow with the gorgeous Catherine and lunch with the delightful James on Tuesday, so a pleasing couple of days is to be had…And I definitly need them, went out for the works christmas party last night.
Lets just say it wasn’t what I would have normally done on a saturday night…a meal in the Imperial (which naturally I didn’t mind) BUT then it was out for drinks to *cringes and says this very quickly in the hope that people dont really realise where I was* “Yates!!” oh my god it was terrible, women aged 40+ dancing around poles trying to pull BOYS half their age, men that had the misled belief that they were SEX GODS, slilmey IDIOTS at the bar who thought me saying FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE really meant PLEASE HARASS ME SOME MORE I’M ENJOYING IT REALLY and my co-workers who were actually ENJOYING themselves in there!!!
I left them as soon as I could (but not before getting our supervisor drunk, he’s a muslim and has never drank before!!!HA) and went off to the Royal London to see who I could see….luckily for me as I’d left everyone I was out with in Yates, I saw quite a few people I knew and mangaed to drink quite a few more Jack Daniels and Cokes before getting bored again and heading to the taxi rank to share a cab with a random pink haired boy who I dropped off on my way home.
Now as I’d been drinking JD since I’d left work and started on doubles while in Yates (I needed it) I should have been SO SO drunk, but rather unfortunatley I was still stone cold sober when I got home. So, as promised, I rang Mr Clarke to tell him I was home ok and ended up talking politics with him at 2 in the morning, an unusual end to a pretty mashed up night!!
Oh and I was searching the net for pressies and found this…..
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=PANBUT
…I think everyone should have one!!!
I nearly brought some of those for my old job. I was going to put them onto the ESCAPE keys in the staff computer suite to see what people did :0)
Haha. Come on was it really that bad???!!!
Hold on I left before you. Haha. Must have been. Although the food in the Imperial was excellent as always shame I didnt have much of an appetite