I have decided that living alone and being single ain’t all its cracked up to be. I’m bored I have no one to talk to, I have no one to watch telly with and no where to go.

70% of my friends are in relationships so can’t come out and play like they used to.

The remaining 30% live too far away.

90% of my friends are male and aren’t allowed out to play with me now I’m single, their girlfriends are fine if i have a boyfriend but apparently he/me/we cant be trusted if I’m single (fucking possessive morons).

Since I split up with my ex I have found out who my friends really are, It turns out that in reality I know lots of people, LOTS of people but actually dont have that many people I can say are friends anymore. I have countless numbers in my phone but very few people who I can actually call….

…That is a very sad state of affairs to be in!