..are a bloody pain in the arse!!!
3 times in half an hour I got stopped my the same chap today…”Had any accidents recently love!”…
DO I LOOK LIKE I’VE BEEN IN A BLOODY ACCIDENT!!! Am I limping/on cutches/wearing bandages?? Do I look battered/bruised/in pain?. The answer to all of the above is NO NO NO, I’m fine thank you! If I had have been in an accident would I really be bothering going into town on a bloody FREEZING Wednesday afternoon? and do they really think if had have had an accident I’d want one of their blood sucking companies to represent me??
I appriciate that they are only their to do their job, But it was cold I was very busy and 3 times was a bit excessive and I’d already tried the polite “No, Thank you” So, I did shut him up the last time he approached me. He’d changed his approach slightly and instead of accident I got asked…”Have you been injured lately beautiful?”…My response???
“NO, BUT YOU WILL BE IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONCE MORE!! AND DONT CALL ME BEAUTIFUL!!!”
He left me alone after that.
I fucking hate those people. God dammed Ambulance chasers is all they are. Like that film with Matt Damon where he’s a young lawyer and his boss literally follows ambulances to the hospital to find patients who want to sue someone, for something.
“Ever had an accident and it wasn’t your fault?”
“GET LOST!”