…So much for disappearing for a couple of days to do the decorating. I’m bored already, I’ve gotten as far as to turn my living room completely upside down, Rearrange some of the furniture and find the paint out for the now I’m bored and decided on some cyber therapy! I will get it done I have made a good start even iff all the rearranging has disorientated the rabbit!

I’ve called in work sick today, Case of my babysitter letting me down and with all the shit I’ve put up with not being bothered to find a replacement!! besides I couldn’t really go to work with a hand the size of a baseball….(Its all bruised after punching my brother see previous post).. could I?

My phone has broken (AGAIN) it keeps deleting all the send settings from the factory settings so I can’t send text messages and can only occasionally make calls as long as I’m in an area of high reception, it is very strange it’s the third time this has happened now and I’m not sure whether to get it fixed or just get a new one? Getting a new one would mean waiting for my latest bill to come through (next week) paying it then taking it to my friend (once she gets back off honeymoon) at the phone shop who would then reduce my tariff, buy my old contract out for me ,THEN sort me out a new phone on a new contract with a new tariff?? Can I wait till next week beefore I sort my phone out?? Hmm I’ll see how I get on!

..I’m becoming a regular little internet junkie!

I’m spending the rest of the week tidying/cleaning/decorating my house, then the weekend I will be taking Jordan to a Birthday party, and hopefully to see Narnia at last and get my bloody hair cut AGAIN (it grows way to quick!!!)

So anyone who hasn’t seen me online and peruses my blog to find out where I’ve been, thats were I will be…or if your reading this after the event… have been! Just because if disappeared from cyber space does not mean I’m unreachable so if anyone wants to help paint a kitchen and a bathroom and start my living room….my nobile WILL be switched on!!

…at things that are not meant to be funny!! I have a seriously WRONG sense of humour!!

I dont usually watch that much telly, usually have my head in a book with the stereo on, HOWEVER in the last two nights there has been some genius programming on the terrestrial channels…

Tuesday 9pm, Teenage Tourettes Camp… OH MY GOD too funny, I know, I know I shouldn’t have found it funny its a serious problem and not at all amusing for those who suffer, so why did I find myself laughing nearly as much as I did when I was watching the documentary on narcolepsy?? 25 or so teenagers all in one place who do not have the social boundries or the ability to stop themselves saying exactly what they are thinking, and as tourettes by nature is usually accompanied by a form of OCD and/or autism it was however unintentional amusing viewing!!

Wednesday 9pm, The Heist, another of Derren Browns mind games, It was brilliant he managed to convince a group of middle management average folk to commit an armed robbery of sorts through power of suggestion and some very clever timing of a situation. I loved watching the poor idiots who got sucked into commiting the crime realise what they’d done once the film crewe appeared and Derren jumped on them. It’s not nice to realise that with some clever planning a good 75% of us could be used by someone clever enough to do there dirty work for them, but it was BRILLIANT watching someone doing it to others!!

I know I shouldn’t have been laughing at either of these situations, I know but I did anyway!! Well I had to have something to keep me amused while i turned my house upside down rearanging the living room and preparing the kitchen for decorating (Yes I’m finally gettng round to doing it!!). Which I should really be doing now instead of waffling on here and playing detective trying to solve a murder mystery!! I’m addicted to this site HERE I would say thanks to Gy for showing it me but I’m not going to because now I’m not getting anything done!!

Oh and before I go listen to that….peace and quiet….Jordan went back to school this morning I love him to pieces but the sound of silence is fantastic after nearly 3 weeks of over excitable mayhem!!

…2 days in and its just as bad as 2005. Great!!!

New Years Eve got totally fucked up and in the end there was NO meal with friends there was no dressing up and going out! Ended up down my nans with random family members and the Londoner to which we drank excessive amounts of Jim Beam and Vodka (and yes unfortunatly at the same time) adn sang silly songs and had fireworks at 12.

New Years/Christmas day was ok, once I’d sobered John up and kicked him off the sofa and pointed him in the direction of home, Took Jordan to my parents for his presents and our christmas dinner, As my mom didn’t finish work till 1pm I made him wait till then for them and i have to say he was incredibly well behaved in spite ofhaving to sit looking at them in the front room while I prepared dinner for 10!!

Day ended in tears for Jordan as the excitment and the late night eventually caught up with him so I took him home and out him to bed!

Todays the 2nd and already there has been a huge family argument which I ended up in the middle of. I called round to my moms to pick up the last of Jordans presents and I’m ashamed to admit I totally lost it and hit my brother for upsetting Jordan and then shouting at me when I asked him to stop!! He completely deserved it BUT I shouldn’t have done it.

In my defence all I can say is the last couple of days have been SO stressful, with new year and the postponed christmas festivities, (my darling son telling me he had a much nicer christmas with the TWAT!) sorting out random londoners family arguments booking and cancelling train tickets and pissed up/hungover males camping on my sofa, it was one thing to far when he started screaming in my face and wouldn’t back off when I warned him he was pushing me too far.

I shouldn’t have done it but he shouldn’t have pushed me and I’m fucked if I’m going to apologise!! So a Happy New Year all round so far, back to work tomorrow. Oh Joy!